Publicado: Mier, Noviembre 07, 2018
Global | Por Milagro Delgado

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocks Ted Cruz on the campaign trail

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocks Ted Cruz on the campaign trail

Finally, Triumph got to harass Cruz up close, and Cruz tried to own the dog. Triumph asks Beto O'Rourke before adding, "besides the ability to regenerate your tail?" "The Trump administration, and by extension the (Texas Gov. Greg) Abbott administration, have done quite enough to intimidate voters without staging military rehearsals on Election Day". I thought you would have more important things to do two days before an election - like sucking up to the guy who called your wife ugly and accused your dad of murder. "Ted Cruz and Rep. Beto O'Rourke resting on the state's shifting demographics and political climate, and on sharply contrasting views of President Donald Trump", writes Dallas News.

"If Ted loses, do you think he'll end up back with his first love, that mute lady from The Shape of Water?".

The Texas senate race between Democrat Beto O'Rourke and incumbent sea cucumber Ted Cruz is one of the most anticipated face-offs in the midterm elections.

Robert Smigel, as Triumph, has fun roasting the lefties who turn out for O'Rourke, but he saves his best material for dragging Cruz within an inch of his life. "See, because he's a disgusting fish monster".

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"I just want to say to Triumph, my advice is walk away", Cruz quipped. I'm not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!" and "Ted, quick question! "Is that covered under the GOP healthcare plan?"

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

"Ted, I have a pre-existing condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I see you", Triumph shouts from the back of the room during the Cruz rally. Triumph asks when he finally has a brief audience with Cruz. Triumph's comeback: "Hey, I support spaying!"

Next up was Harlingen, Texas, where Triumph announced, "I'm here at the Ted Cruz rally, or a Duck Dynasty cosplay convention, not 100 percent sure".

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